The Battle of River Street
This book can be found in a chest beneath a staircase within a house in Firteid. The author of the book lists several reasons why their neighbor planting a rose bush is destructive to the community, and threatens to personally remove it.
Coordinates¶
| X | Y | Z |
|---|---|---|
| 4024 | 80 | 3444 |
Transcription¶
Oh. My. Gosh. Siri Heipan just got a new red rose bush. This is a blatant violation of the neighborhood code. Let me just list a few reasons why she has ruined our whole community:
She waters that thing every day, taking away our ability to drink and bathe our children.
It is so garish. No one will ever want to live in this part of town anymore.
It is dangerous. One of her kids, or one of OUR kids is going to impale themselves on its asinine thorns.
She cut down a beautiful little mahogany to put that thing in. That could have been a stunning tree someday.
She just won’t stop talking about that stupid thing.
Rose bushes might have been in last year, but they are OUT now!!!!
I am seriously considering going over in the middle of the night and chopping it down, so help me Goddess!